Kenneth: I don’t choose Democrat or Republican because choosing is a sin,...– 30 Rock
5 word movie review: Away We Go
—Jim and Pam leave Scranton.— 7/10 A couple who is expecting their first child travel around the U.S. in order to find a perfect place to start their family. Along the way, they have misadventures and find fresh connections with an assortment of relatives and old friends who just might help them discover “home” on their own terms for the first time. (IMDB) ...
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn...– Tina Fey (Bossypants)
we’re not psyched about the Rapture, we’re psyched about the zombie apocalypse that follows.
First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor...– Tina Fey, A Mother’s Prayer for It’s Child.
90 types of bitches. →
A teacher at a charter school in Washington, D.C. found this on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom and recognized it for the gold mine that it is — scanned it into a fax-to-PDF scanner immediately. There’s six pages of this ridiculousness. Click the title above for more.
los tres secretos
1. Eat food. 2. Not too much. 3. Mostly plants. -Michael Pollan (In Defense of Food)